Fart Connoisseur

 I’ve found many unintended consequences of being disabled and one of those unintended consequences is that I’m at the perfect level to roll through people’s farts. I view farting as a funny and necessary bodily function. A few weeks ago my mother loudly farted in an empty parking lot and then rolled me through it. I said “Eww” and laughed. Yesterday I was in line and this woman in front of me loudly farted twice and it was so stinky. Thankfully I was buying hand towels and I could block my nose and mouth. There were like 6 people trapped in the stink zone. It was nasty and gross.