Michael Jackson

 This all took place in a strip mall. I was getting my head buzzed. I waited so long to get my haircut, due to the pandemic, and when I finally got it done, it was so bad. I looked like the judge in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” when he turned into a toon. The only thing that you could do was shave it. That’s when I started buzzing my head. I think I would have cried if I was younger.

Anyway, there’s a bad Michael Jackson impersonator in front of the shop I get my haircut in. He’s going off saying shamon. I roll in my chair to the exact spot that the hairdresser has instead of transferring from my chair to another. Once we are done, my mother and I travel to Starbucks. 

While we are traveling, we see that the trunk of the car is wide open. Not unlocked but wide open. My mother closes it. My mother and I go into Starbucks. The barista yells my mother’s name when there are only four people in the store. We get our coffee and then my mother pulls a wad of hair out of the bag on the back of my chair. The smock that I wore didn’t cover the bag and my hair fell in the pockets.

We went outside and “Michael Jackson” had done a costume change and I completely lost it. He was repeatedly saying shamon. This ALL happened in like 20 minutes. I was laughing so hard I was literally crying.